The international dialing code for the Czech Republic is 420.
If you go to any dance club in Europe you will see at least 30 dudes who look like Moby within an hour.
#5 symbolizes all the many, many 3D simulations I watched of how droplets move in the air under different conditions.
Alanis Morissette wrote “You Oughta Know” about Dave Coulier from Full House.
“It takes a long time for a tooth to die” — my dentist
The state motto of Texas is “Friendship.” (Missouri’s is “Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto,” which. Hmm. Don’t know if y’all live up to that.)
Because I have broad shoulders and narrow hips, I should be wearing wide legged or flared pants, not skinny cropped jeans like I have been wearing for the last ten years.
In Texas, the far left lane is usually a U-turn lane not a left turn lane. Even if it doesn’t seem like there should be a U-turn lane here it’s usually a U-turn lane. (I’ve never been anywhere where people like making U-turns as much as Texas).
You can get a cork out of a bottle of wine without a corkscrew if you’re not a fucking coward.
Wine splatters wipe off painted cabinets pretty easily.
“The heater isn’t working” does qualify as a maintenance emergency and you can call the emergency maintenance line about it.
According to Spotify I spent more than 11,000 minutes listening to my top artist this year (it was My Chemical Romance because living through a pandemic does things to a person). RENT taught me that a year has 525,000 minutes (minus two months because Spotify stops tracking at the end of October), so that’s 2.5% of my entire year.
Fuck I just remembered this was a leap year that totally changes the math. I don’t care.
If you bleach your hair you need to make sure the hair is fully saturated or it won’t lift all the yellow pigment out and no matter how much purple shampoo you use that will not change.
Neither Brian Adams nor Ryan Adams nor Bryan Adams were in the Beach Boys. That guy was Brian Wilson. Brian Adams isn’t anyone.
Header collage images by Marek Piwnicki and Solen Feyissa on Unsplash. And others.